Chloë Sevigny giving head to Vincent Gallo in "Brown Bunny"

New BMW ad.

Tattooed Granny

"People stop me in the street to tell me what lovely tights I'm wearing, not realising it's my tattoos,” Isobel, from Stevenage, Herts tells closer magazine. "I pose in a bra and a miniskirt. but I've even done nude erotic shows too - I'm not shy!" her first tattoo cost her just £10 and took two hours. she adds: "I've been addicted ever since. i don't like the pain bit i love the result."

Tom needs heels

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JLo drops Scientology bomb on American Idol

Despite slamming rumors that she is considering a conversion to Scientology, the gossip mill is spinning after Jennifer Lopez referred to a Scientology principle during her appearance on American Idol this week. When asked what she thought of the judges' critiques of performances, Lopez said she believed that "concentrating on the rightness brings more rightness." "Rightness" is apparently a Scientology buzzword and appears in a couple of founder L. Ron Hubbard's manifestoes: "Rightness and Wrongness" and "Recognition and Rightness of Being."

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Nip Slip du jour

800-GOOG-411

Google Voice Local Search is Google’s experimental service to make local-business search accessible over the phone.
To try this service, just dial 1-800-GOOG-411 (1-800-466-4411) from any phone.

Using this service, you can:
search for a local business by name or category.You can say "Giovanni's Pizzeria" or just "pizza".

And it's FREE. Google doesn’t charge you a thing for the call or for connecting you to the business. Regular phone charges may apply, based on your telephone service provider.

Note: Google Voice Local Search is still in its experimental stage. It may not be available at all times and may not work for all users. They're fine-tuning the service to get better at recognizing your requests. It’s currently only available in English, in the US, for US business listings.

Milking a story.

MOVIE projects about gay icons seem to come in pairs. Last year, it was back-to-back flicks about Truman Capote. Now, directors Bryan Singer and Gus Van Sant are both developing projects about Harvey Milk, San Franscisco's first openly gay supervisor, who was shot dead at age 28 in 1978 by a disgruntled pol.

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Entourage's gay day

The second episode in the new season of HBO's Entourage, set to air this Sunday, will prove to be its gayest yet. As Rex Lee, who plays Lloyd, told me Friday morning, "I don't want to give away too much, but Ari asks Lloyd to, uh, go the extra mile in terms of helping him sign a gay writer." Ari is always asking Lloyd to go above and beyond the call of duty for his clients and his business. In turn, it is the lovable Lloyd who keeps Ari moral and checks his ego. As yet, we have not seen anything about Lloyd's personal life—though he shocked Ari by revealing that he is a top—and just how much we will see in future episodes remains unclear. But let's not forget that the real relationship here is between Lloyd and Ari.
Rex Lee has emerged as one of the show's most popular characters, and is certainly among the most prominent gay Asian characters in television history. He appeared on the cover of Thursday's Los Angeles Times Calendar section with an article titled "Memoirs of a Gaysian." "It's probably not a term I would use to describe myself," says Lee, "but whenever anyone else does it makes sense I guess."
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10 most expensive celebrity divorces

Forbes Magazine has compiled a list of the 10 most expensive divorces in history. Every celebrity in question is a dude and Neil Diamond's ex-wife from 1969 came out on top with a grip of cash. Here's the list:

1. Neil Diamond & Marcia Murphey - $150 Million
2. Michael & Juanita Jordan - $150 Million
3. Steven Spielberg & Amy Irving - $100 Million
4. Harrison Ford & Melissa Mathison - $85 Million
5. Kevin Costner & Cindy Silva - $80 Million
6. Paul McCartney & Heather Mills - $60 Million
7. James Cameron & Linda Hamilton - $50 Million
8. Michael & Diandra Douglas - $45 Million
9. Lionel & Diane Richie - $20 Million
10. Mick Jagger & Jerry Hall - $15 Million

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Lily Tomlin: out, and 'very open' about it

MIAMI—Lily Tomlin is equally at home performing on film as she is on television. She prefers the stage, where “it’s more personal. It’s in the moment. There’s a real interaction between you and the audience.”
And she speaks as easily about her 36-year partner in life and business, comedy writer Jane Wagner, as she does about her iconic alter egos, Ernestine the telephone operator and 5-year-old Edith Ann.
Thursday night, Tomlin (along with Ernestine, Edith Ann and Co.) appears onstage at the Carnival Center for the Performing Arts. After the concert, she’ll have dessert with fans to raise money for the Lily Tomlin Jane Wagner Cultural Arts Center in Hollywood, Calif., which is associated with the Los Angeles Gay & Lesbian Community Center.

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Alexandre Despatie...Yum

Croc bites off vets arm

Surgeons reattached a Taiwanese veterinarian’s forearm today after a 440 lb Nile crocodile chomped it off!
The male crocodile severed Chang Po-yu’s forearm yesterday when the veterinarian tried to retrieve a tranquiliser dart from the reptile’s hide so he could give it medication. Colleagues recovered the limb from the reptile’s mouth and rushed it to the hospital.
The forearm was reattached following seven hours of surgery today.

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Lesbionic Disco!

Jodie Foster does an English/French disco thing in the 70's. Click HERE to listen.
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Lost Diary

Click HERE for a recap of last nights episode.
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Courtney Love

IS Courtney Love not telling the whole truth about her dramatic weight loss? Love insists her fabulous new figure is due to diet and exercise, but a friend said, "She's telling people she got the gastric band surgery. She even said she had to sleep with a towel by her because the surgery makes her [vomit] all the time and is worried she won't be able to make out with anyone because of her breath." But a rep for Love, who says she's dragged him to healthy macrobiotic restaurants, insists, "Not true. She says she never got surgery." Either way, she looks great.

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Alanis does Fergie

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Blake Lewis...

He has no lips...I'm wondering about his head giving abilities. Well, I'd still tap that beat box.

The "Coop"

April 11, 2007 -- CNN must love to reward underachievers. Not only did the sagging news network throw tens of millions of bucks into an ad campaign that failed to boost Anderson Cooper's ratings, now an insider says it's set to pay the man Fox News dubbed the "Paris Hilton of anchors" a deal worth $50 million over five years. Cooper "just got an incremental amount added on to his original contract to keep him happy for the next two years and then will make a much larger amount for the following three years - all of which will be worth $50 million," a Cooper spy told us. A rep for CNN declined to comment.

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What do you think he'll be flashing in jail?

According to a two count indictment filed in U.S. District Court in Reno, Nevada, Francis, 34, sought to conceal income through the use of offshore companies and nominees. At one point, he transferred $15 million from one offshore bank account to a California brokerage account in the name of a Cayman Islands corporation he controlled. If convicted of the federal charges, he faces a maximum of 10 years in prison and fines of up to $500,000. Francis was arrested yesterday on an unrelated federal warrant stemming from a civil lawsuit brought against him by seven underage women who were filmed by "Girls Gone Wild" cameramen in Florida in 2003.

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Outlaw Wednesday One-Liners

Thug to tourist taking picture: Yeah, bitch, I'm in your picture! I'm in your picture! Put it on MySpace, bitch!--

W 34th & 7th
Overheard by: nisey79

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Paris bought some new tits.

Coward!

California lawmakers will again here arguments for gay marriage, but many fear that Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger will again strike it down. God bless the country where an Austrian movie star can decide American civil rights.

DADDY!!!

Ugly Betty White

That's Betty White, Erik Estarda and Charo doing Ugly Betty White for the TV Land Awards on April 22nd. I would so watch this show.

Blind Items

Which shaggy-haired rocker with a perky pop-star girlfriend has the nightclub circuit buzzing that he's been taking guys home with him late at night?

Which famous athlete isn't as interested in women as his fans believe? He has been able to keep his sexuality under wraps, but the question is for how much longer.

Source: Page Six

I've decided to start dating again.

Hung Harry?

Imagine what the Sanjaya doll will look like.

and why does Beyonce look like a white woman?

Hahaha

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Vag Slip

For LiLi & Carlotta



















I'm not even sure what that thing is.

Hot Ass!!!

Today in history

April 8, 1974 - The American Psychiatric Association removed its "sickness" definition of homosexuality.

Happy Easter!!!