Saturday, May 12, 2007

Kiss my ass!!! Being Bobby Brown


Kiss my ass!!!!

HELL TO THE NO! Bobby Brown has sued Whitney Houston to change the custody terms of their 14-year-old daughter Bobbi Kristina. In court documents Bobby claims that he couldn't hire a lawyer to respond to Whitney's divorce petition, because he was broke.

He wants spousal AND child support. He says since his divorce he's been homeless at times. Their divorce became final on April 24th on Whit was granted full custody of their daughter. She told the court that her ex-husband could not support Bobbi Kristina. Bobby was not in court at the time.

Bobby and Whitney will face off in court on June 15th.

What happened to all his NEW EDITION money?! Bobby is really laying it on thick. Homeless my ass! He needs to get used to not having Whitney's money around. He doesn't deserve a dime from her ass! Source

I haven't shown a nip slip in nearly a week...here ya go

Jake Gyllenhaal went grocery shopping with his man friend

Chris Pontius from Jackass

HaHa...I should wear this t-shirt just to fuck with people

Sinead O'Connor...love her or hate her, this song is beautiful


Friday, May 11, 2007

Sheryl Crow is a new mother















Source

Love this bitch...even with her fucked up teefs




Escaped Bear! From Logo's Big Gay Sketch Show


Mother's Day Special: Tori Amos Fantasizes About MILFs

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T.R. Knight: I Was Told Not to Come Out

Before Grey's Anatomy star T. R. Knight came out to PEOPLE last year, some advised him not to do it, he says in a new interview. While friends were "beautifully supportive," Knight, 34, tells The Advocate in its June 19 issue, others cautiously advised him, "Don't do it – don't do it now." Looking back, he says, "I remember saying to someone when I got one of those 'don't do it' [comments] – I just remember hearing my voice being calm and saying, 'No, it's going happen. It's going to happen. I'm just letting you know.' "

Read the rest HERE

e Harmony SUCKS ASS


Rosie on Ellen

"Ellen's not allowed to [talk about gay issues]. She signed a contract that said she wouldn't. It was on the heels of my show. Right? So that's why she doesn't! But, you know what? She also paved the way for a lot of gay people, especially on TV. There were no gay shows on TV. She was pre-Will & Grace, remember that. So, you know, I talk about 'gay' because I like to and she doesn't talk about it because she doesn't want to or she can't. But, who cares? It's fine. Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay!"

Thursday, May 10, 2007

Granted they were huge before she got knocked up...but GODDAMN


Some Governor Cock


Oral sex can cause throat cancer

People who have had more than five oral-sex partners in their lifetime are 250% more likely to have throat cancer than those who do not have oral sex, a new study suggests.
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Whats wrong with her legs??


Lost Diary


Click HERE for a recap of last nights episode.Source

Wednesday, May 9, 2007

Rose McGowan in 40 years = Dixie Carter




Red Socks Love...Manny Ramirez


This is just too easy.

I love this crazy Tranny!!



Jared Fogle...porn guy?

















You’ve come to know and love him as Jared Fogle, the guy who lost over 200 pounds by eating nothing but Subway sandwiches alone. As a result, he went from being just plain ol’ “Jared” to the much more exciting “Jared Fogle, the Subway Guy.” Well, it turns out in college, the All-American Jared was known for something entirely different. According to our source, while studying at Indiana University, Fogle ran a very successful pornography rental company out of his bedroom. His porn collection was vast and extensive, and Fogle rook his business pretty seriously. A video would run a patron a dollar a day (cheap!), and people would come from all over to take advantage of the deal. Needless to say, Jared had enough porn to keep his customers happy.As far as his incredible weight loss goes, it turns out it wasn’t as motivated as you would think. In fact, what got Jared hooked on Subway in the first place was laziness. The sandwich chain had opened a branch on the first floor of Jared’s dorm, and what with his busy porn company, Jared began eating the sandwiches out of extreme laziness. It was the closest fast food available! Just imagine how different our lives would be if an Arby’s had opened up there instead? We’d probably be watching Jared on some TLC special about how he hasn’t gotten out of bed for 6 years. Though, we imagine his right arm would still be in tip-top shape. Source

Oregon governor signs gay rights bill

'Domestic partnerships' OK'd, sexual orientation discrimination banned.
Click HERE for the full story.

Tammy Faye...so sad

"The doctors have stopped trying to treat the cancer and so now it's up to God and my faith. And that's enough! But please continue to pray for the pain and sick stomach. My precious daughter, Tammy Sue, and her wonderful friends are staying with me while Roe builds churches. They don't want me falling down the stairs. I am down weight wise to 65 pounds, and look like a scarecrow. I need God's miracle to swallow. To those of you who are suffering as I....."don't give up"!! Make up your mind you're going to LIVE !! That is NOT EASY! The path gets so long. I look at young people and wish with all my heart for just one day of 'feeling great'. You see, God gives out his promises, they do not lie, they do not fail. We do not have to BEG him for them, they are FREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Blind Item

Which younger Oscar winner tells pals he has to smoke so much pot because he has paranoia about constantly being followed? Source

Tuesday, May 8, 2007

Jacinda Barrett (the least known and most successful Real Worlder) is knocked up...You'll never see her on The Inferno

Australian actress Jacinda Barrett, and her husband, actor Gabriel Macht, are expecting a baby later this year, their reps confirm to PEOPLE exclusively. This will be the first child for the couple, who have been married since 2004. Americans first met former model Barrett, 34, when she starred on the fourth season of MTV’s The Real World, set in London. She got her big break with the 2003 screen adaptation of novelist Philip Roth's The Human Stain, alongside Nicole Kidman, Anthony Hopkins and Prison Break’s Wentworth Miller. She most recently starred alongside Zach Braff in The Last Kiss. Macht, a New York native who grew up in Los Angeles, most recently appeared in The Good Shepherd and Because I Said So. Source

Billboard



Blundering Bush


George Michael Guilty

(London) George Michael pleaded guilty Tuesday to a charge of driving while unfit through drugs.The 43-year-old singer said in Brent Magistrates' Court that he was guilty due to "tiredness and prescribed drugs."A charge of being in charge of a vehicle while unfit through drugs was dropped by the Crown Prosecution Service. Sentencing was deferred pending further blood tests.Michael, whose real name is George Panayiotou, was arrested in the early hours of Oct. 2 after police responded to complaints that a car was blocking an intersection in North London. Police said he was found slumped over the wheel of the car."I am perfectly aware that I did something very wrong and got into my car when I was unfit to drive," Michael told the court. "I was not in my normal physical state and I'm perfectly prepared to accept the correct punishment for that and I would have accepted it a long time ago.""It was fairly predictable considering how much work I had done that week," he said.Michael said he was unaware at the time that he could accept a punishment without admitting guilt and dispose of the matter without going to court. Source

Monday, May 7, 2007

Good God I hope this is fake
























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Botox anyone? (you should see his mug in HD)


Janet Charleton's Hollywood Whodunit

This perky celebrity is the butt of many jokes because she seems to be wrestling with substance abuse, but she won't admit it. Her behavior repeatedly indicates that she has a problem. Sometimes she's manic, and other times she's been known to practically fall asleep on the job. She's definitely overdoing it with the muscle relaxers - she's SO relaxed that occasionally she poops her pants at embarrassing times. Most recently it happened in a limo on the way to the airport and they had to stop at Target to buy new underwear. Source

David Beckham has an itch...or maybe Posh gave him crabs


Spidey shatters all kinds of records!

Spider-Man 3 $148.0M
Disturbia $5.7M
Fracture $3.4M
The Invisible $3.1M
Next $2.8M
Lucky You $2.5M
Meet the Robinsons $2.4M
Blades of Glory $2.3M
Hot Fuzz $2.1M
Are We Done Yet? $1.7M

I can't stand his ass anyway.



















Extreme Makover: Home Edition douche Ty Pennington was arrested in Los Angeles on Saturday on suspicion of being under the influence of alcohol and drugs while driving.

Blind Items

Which hard-partying starlet, we hear, will soon be seeking a new publicity rep? The drug and alcohol gossip was one thing, but she hates those pesky lesbian rumors that keep turning up in print.

Which married country singing star has his managers pick up hustlers from the Nashville airport and drive them to a hotel room rendezvous? They're back on a plane out two hours later.