Saturday, May 5, 2007
Friday, May 4, 2007
Niiiiice!!!!
BORAT IS FREDDIE
SACHA Baron Cohen is set to play Queen singer Freddie Mercury in a big budget movie about his life. The Borat star, 35, elbowed Johnny Depp from the role after winning over producers and band members.An insider said: "Film makers are working flat out to get the best possible script. Sacha loves the idea he can get away with playing Freddie after modelling Borat's look on him." Mercury died of an Aids-related illness in 1991 at 45. The biopic will portray his legendary partying.
Thursday, May 3, 2007
The reviews are in for Spiderman 3 are in...I still wanna see it.
• The New York Observer: "Bloated and stupid, this movie is so bad you can't even review it. Over-produced, over-publicized, over-designed, over-computerized and just plain over the moon, it's so preposterously overwrought with so many bewildering plots juggling simultaneously for over-emphasis, there's no entry point for criticism. You just stare at it, as you might a great big exploding pile of cow manure."• The New Yorker: "In an early scene, a meteorite crashes to Earth, and from it crawls what seems to be a tiny garbage sack with half a mind of its own: not a bad image of where this film belongs."
• The Village Voice: "The best that can be said of Spider-Man 3 is that it sheds some light on the whole skinny black jeans phenomenon. Rest easy Hedi Slimane and residents of the 11211, the origin of overpriced mantyhose may now be attributed to the nefarious agenda of intergalactic goo."
• Dallas Observer: "It all just feels so ... Fantastic Four, so dopey and forgettable and crafted out of second-rate cheese."
• UK Times Online: "This incessant Tom and Jerry action makes it impossible to actually care. The Sunday School morality, and the inevitable flash of the American flag, are perfectly irritating."
• Philadelphia Weekly: "Bigger, louder, and a good deal longer than its delightful predecessors, Sam Raimi's Spider-Man 3 makes just about every wrong move in the sequel playbook, substituting scope and scale for the warmth and wit that made those two previous pictures so memorable."
• The Village Voice: "The best that can be said of Spider-Man 3 is that it sheds some light on the whole skinny black jeans phenomenon. Rest easy Hedi Slimane and residents of the 11211, the origin of overpriced mantyhose may now be attributed to the nefarious agenda of intergalactic goo."
• Dallas Observer: "It all just feels so ... Fantastic Four, so dopey and forgettable and crafted out of second-rate cheese."
• UK Times Online: "This incessant Tom and Jerry action makes it impossible to actually care. The Sunday School morality, and the inevitable flash of the American flag, are perfectly irritating."
• Philadelphia Weekly: "Bigger, louder, and a good deal longer than its delightful predecessors, Sam Raimi's Spider-Man 3 makes just about every wrong move in the sequel playbook, substituting scope and scale for the warmth and wit that made those two previous pictures so memorable."
Andy Dick is blowing something other than cock
We certainly can't pass up a photo of a celebrity snorting cocaine - they don't come along often enough. Andy Dick was snapped April 24 at Snitch nightclub in New York openly indulging, and seemed oblivious to the camera and to the people watching him. He was described to The Enquirer as "a mess" and "acting like a madman" - so what else is new? Source
Wednesday, May 2, 2007
Katie Holmes can't even wipe her ass in privacy
Katie Holmes Cruise is reportedly miffed because her husband Tom NEVER lets her leave the house alone with her baby Suri. She ALWAYS has to have a minder with her. Katie lamented "What does he think - that I want to run away with Suri?" Hmmm. Of course, that may be the LEAST of her problems. Tom just bought a new Beverly Hills home and we were told he plans to have four Scientology minders living conveniently in the guest house. Plus, we're hearing that his Scientologist mother and sister are planning to move into the big house with Tom and Katie. Katie had better get used to not having much privacy!
ER doctor and 8 Mile star, Mekhi Phifer, and an attractive date had a perfectly civilized dinner at Arnie Morton's steakhouse in Studio City. As they were leaving, Mekhi's date went outside to smoke and Mekhi paused to speak to someone. When Mekhi arrived outside he actually saw a man SPEAKING TO his date! The enraged actor grabbed an empty beer bottle from a patio table and SMASHED the startled guy right in the face, flattening him! The bleeding victim was hustled off the the emergency room and Mekhi and his horrified date scrammed in a hurry. The next day the victim returned to the restaurant and he had stitches all over his face. He explained "I was just asking that woman for a cigarette." We predict a lawsuit is brewing here. 
Isaiah Washington to do pro-gay PSA
Isaiah Washington, who came under fire after using an anti-gay slur, will appear in a public service announcement on behalf of the Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation and the Gay, Lesbian & Straight Education Network. “We’re gonna have — I want to say at least two versions of it at this point. We may broaden our message a little,” the actor’s publicist, Howard Bragman, told The Associated Press in a phone interview Wednesday. Washington ran into trouble at the Golden Globe Awards in January after he used an anti-gay slur during a backstage press conference while denying he’d used it previously against “Grey’s Anatomy” castmate T.R. Knight. People magazine reported last October that Washington had allegedly used the slur during an on-set dustup with co-star Patrick Dempsey. Knight said soon after the incident that he was gay. After being criticized by GLAAD, a gay and lesbian advocacy group, and the ABC network, Washington issued an apology and sought counseling. Bragman said ABC, which is owned by The Walt Disney Co., was planning to shoot the ad in the next few weeks. A call to ABC seeking comment wasn’t immediately returned. Bragman said Washington, 43, plans to return to “Grey’s Anatomy” next year. “We’ve heard nothing to the contrary, and we have no plans to the contrary,” Bragman said. The Gay, Lesbian & Straight Education Network seeks to ensure that schools safely accommodate students of all sexual orientations. Today in history
May 2, 1972 - J. Edgar Hoover dies, and leaves the bulk of his estate to Clyde Tolson, his "companion" of over 40 years.
Tuesday, May 1, 2007
Quote of the day...Lindsay Lohan
“The thing about the press and why they need to leave me the fuck alone for a little bit is because I don’t want that distraction from my work. I want to get a nomination. I want to win an Oscar. I want to be known for more than, like, going out. For being ‘the party girl.’ I hate that. I bust my ass when I’m filming, and when I gave time off, yeah, I like to go out and dance.”HAHAHAHA...she needs to get over herself.
Blind Item
What recently rehabbed hard-pAArtying starlet bought over 10 pills of ecstasy from a famous DJ at the Coachella Music Festival this past weekend for her and her posse of paid friends to enjoy????
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What really killed Doug Blasdell from Bravo's Work Out
Brian Peeler tells AfterElton.comHe had lymphoma cancer and he was doing chemo. They caught it in the early stages. It was the same thing that his mother and his father had died from. I think they caught [his] in stage one or stage two. So he was doing chemo to combat it.Blasdell grew severely dehydrated and his kidneys failed. His kidneys failed. They put him on a respirator... [He got] a staph infection from the dialysis in his neck which ultimately kills his liver and his pancreas. His kidneys are already failing. And his gall bladder is so full of junk. His body was too weak to fight anymore. From the chemo, everything. He didn’t have any fight left, and his body couldn’t recover.
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Monday, April 30, 2007
Once again...It's Disturbia in the top spot
1. "Disturbia," $9.1 million.
2. "The Invisible," $7.6 million.
3. "Next," $7.2 million.
4. "Fracture," $7.1 million.
5. "Blades of Glory," $5.2 million.
6. "Meet the Robinsons," $4.84 million.
7. "Hot Fuzz," $4.8 million.
8. "Vacancy," $4.2 million.
9. "The Condemned," $4 million.
10. "Are We Done Yet?", $3.4 million.
2. "The Invisible," $7.6 million.
3. "Next," $7.2 million.
4. "Fracture," $7.1 million.
5. "Blades of Glory," $5.2 million.
6. "Meet the Robinsons," $4.84 million.
7. "Hot Fuzz," $4.8 million.
8. "Vacancy," $4.2 million.
9. "The Condemned," $4 million.
10. "Are We Done Yet?", $3.4 million.
Courtney Love to sell off Kurt Cobain's old junk.
NEW YORK - Courtney Love, widow of Nirvana singer Kurt Cobain, says she plans to sell most of his belongings.“I’m going to have a Christie’s auction,” Love, 42, tells AOL music Web site Spinner.com. “(My house) is like a mausoleum.”Love and Cobain wed in 1992 and had a daughter, Frances Bean, that year. Cobain committed suicide in 1994.“My daughter doesn’t need to inherit a giant ... bag full of flannel ... shirts,” says Love, former frontwoman of the rock band Hole. “A sweater, a guitar and the lyrics to ‘(Smells Like) Teen Spirit’ — that’s what my daughter gets. And the rest of it we’ll just ... sell.”Courtney Love and daughter Frances Bean Cobain. No date has been set for the auction, AOL publicist Kurt Patat said Monday.Love, whose upcoming album is titled, “Nobody’s Daughter,” says friends support the idea.“Everyone’s been positive and behind me on it,” she says. “We’ll make a lot of money and give a bunch of it to charity.”She’ll have a chance to move on from Cobain, too.“I still wear his pajamas to bed. How am I ever going to go form another relationship in my lifetime wearing Kurt’s pajamas?”
Sunday, April 29, 2007
Penis Trivia
THE LONG AND THE SHORT: According to the Kinsey Institute, the biggest erect penis on record measures 13 inches. The smallest tops off at 13/4 inches. HOTDOG HELPERS: The Caramoja tribe of northern Uganda tie a weight on the end of their penises to elongate them -- sometimes to such a degree that the men literally have to knot them up--while the Mambas of NewHebrides wrap theirs in yards and yards of cloth, making them look up to 17inches long. DOUBLE TROUBLE: In 1609, a doctor named Wecker found a corpse in Bologna with two penises. Since then, there have been eighty documented cases of men similarly endowed. SO LONG THE NIGHT: Among the Mangaians of Polynesia, 18-year-old couples make love an average of three times a night, every night, until their thirties, when the weekly average drops to a mere 14. FAST LANE: The maximum speed at which erotic sensations travel from skin to brain has been clocked at 156 miles per hour. COITUS SEMI-INTERRUPTUS: A honeymooning couple are suing Holiday Inn for ten thousand dollars, claiming their sex life is now dysfunctional because an employee mistakenly walked in on them on their wedding night. LES LIAISONS DANGEREUSES: At least 500 Americans die each year from asphyxia in an attempt to lessen oxygen flow to the brain in order to induce a more powerful orgasm. NOBLESSE OBLIGE: England's King Edward VII, a man of considerable heft, had a special table built so that he could comfortably engage in sexual intercourse. WORKS FOR ME: It was considered elegant for aristocratic ladies of the sixteenth century to let their pubic hair grow as long as possible so it could be pomaded and adorned with bows and ribbon. NEWS "FLASH": In fourteenth-century Europe, high-ranking noblemen were permitted to display their genitals below a short tunic, while those not impressively endowed could, if they chose, wear a leather falsie called abraquette. MISSIONARIES TAKE NOTE: Given today's average frequency of sexual intercourse, it would take the typical American couple more than four years to try every one of the 529 positions described in the Kama Sutra. GALLIC WAY OF DEATH: French President Francois Faure expired in a bordello in 1899 during the act of copulation, which so terrified his lady of the evening that her vagina constricted intractably, necessitating the surgical removal of the dead man's member. JUST SAY HOWDY: When men of the Walibri tribe of central Australia greet each other, they shake penises instead of hands.
Blind Items
WHICH handsome former boyfriend of a boy-bander has a new, secret fling? While the hunk is out, his new man - a famously single actor - is not . . . WHICH studio biggie is in danger of losing his job and his wife? His bosses are unhappy with recent flops and his spouse just found out he's been having an affair with a female underling . . . WHICH elegant p.r. man has friends worried? After 25 years of being sober, he decided it would be alright to have an occasional flute of champagne . . . WHICH young British actress had a bad reaction to her makeup and broke out in pimples while filming a big-budget costume epic? The special-effects geeks had to remove her spots with their computers.
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