Friday, May 11, 2007

Rosie on Ellen

"Ellen's not allowed to [talk about gay issues]. She signed a contract that said she wouldn't. It was on the heels of my show. Right? So that's why she doesn't! But, you know what? She also paved the way for a lot of gay people, especially on TV. There were no gay shows on TV. She was pre-Will & Grace, remember that. So, you know, I talk about 'gay' because I like to and she doesn't talk about it because she doesn't want to or she can't. But, who cares? It's fine. Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay!"

Thursday, May 10, 2007

Granted they were huge before she got knocked up...but GODDAMN


Some Governor Cock


Oral sex can cause throat cancer

People who have had more than five oral-sex partners in their lifetime are 250% more likely to have throat cancer than those who do not have oral sex, a new study suggests.
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Whats wrong with her legs??


Lost Diary


Click HERE for a recap of last nights episode.Source

Wednesday, May 9, 2007

Rose McGowan in 40 years = Dixie Carter




Red Socks Love...Manny Ramirez


This is just too easy.

I love this crazy Tranny!!



Jared Fogle...porn guy?

















You’ve come to know and love him as Jared Fogle, the guy who lost over 200 pounds by eating nothing but Subway sandwiches alone. As a result, he went from being just plain ol’ “Jared” to the much more exciting “Jared Fogle, the Subway Guy.” Well, it turns out in college, the All-American Jared was known for something entirely different. According to our source, while studying at Indiana University, Fogle ran a very successful pornography rental company out of his bedroom. His porn collection was vast and extensive, and Fogle rook his business pretty seriously. A video would run a patron a dollar a day (cheap!), and people would come from all over to take advantage of the deal. Needless to say, Jared had enough porn to keep his customers happy.As far as his incredible weight loss goes, it turns out it wasn’t as motivated as you would think. In fact, what got Jared hooked on Subway in the first place was laziness. The sandwich chain had opened a branch on the first floor of Jared’s dorm, and what with his busy porn company, Jared began eating the sandwiches out of extreme laziness. It was the closest fast food available! Just imagine how different our lives would be if an Arby’s had opened up there instead? We’d probably be watching Jared on some TLC special about how he hasn’t gotten out of bed for 6 years. Though, we imagine his right arm would still be in tip-top shape. Source

Oregon governor signs gay rights bill

'Domestic partnerships' OK'd, sexual orientation discrimination banned.
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Tammy Faye...so sad

"The doctors have stopped trying to treat the cancer and so now it's up to God and my faith. And that's enough! But please continue to pray for the pain and sick stomach. My precious daughter, Tammy Sue, and her wonderful friends are staying with me while Roe builds churches. They don't want me falling down the stairs. I am down weight wise to 65 pounds, and look like a scarecrow. I need God's miracle to swallow. To those of you who are suffering as I....."don't give up"!! Make up your mind you're going to LIVE !! That is NOT EASY! The path gets so long. I look at young people and wish with all my heart for just one day of 'feeling great'. You see, God gives out his promises, they do not lie, they do not fail. We do not have to BEG him for them, they are FREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Blind Item

Which younger Oscar winner tells pals he has to smoke so much pot because he has paranoia about constantly being followed? Source

Tuesday, May 8, 2007

Jacinda Barrett (the least known and most successful Real Worlder) is knocked up...You'll never see her on The Inferno

Australian actress Jacinda Barrett, and her husband, actor Gabriel Macht, are expecting a baby later this year, their reps confirm to PEOPLE exclusively. This will be the first child for the couple, who have been married since 2004. Americans first met former model Barrett, 34, when she starred on the fourth season of MTV’s The Real World, set in London. She got her big break with the 2003 screen adaptation of novelist Philip Roth's The Human Stain, alongside Nicole Kidman, Anthony Hopkins and Prison Break’s Wentworth Miller. She most recently starred alongside Zach Braff in The Last Kiss. Macht, a New York native who grew up in Los Angeles, most recently appeared in The Good Shepherd and Because I Said So. Source

Billboard



Blundering Bush


George Michael Guilty

(London) George Michael pleaded guilty Tuesday to a charge of driving while unfit through drugs.The 43-year-old singer said in Brent Magistrates' Court that he was guilty due to "tiredness and prescribed drugs."A charge of being in charge of a vehicle while unfit through drugs was dropped by the Crown Prosecution Service. Sentencing was deferred pending further blood tests.Michael, whose real name is George Panayiotou, was arrested in the early hours of Oct. 2 after police responded to complaints that a car was blocking an intersection in North London. Police said he was found slumped over the wheel of the car."I am perfectly aware that I did something very wrong and got into my car when I was unfit to drive," Michael told the court. "I was not in my normal physical state and I'm perfectly prepared to accept the correct punishment for that and I would have accepted it a long time ago.""It was fairly predictable considering how much work I had done that week," he said.Michael said he was unaware at the time that he could accept a punishment without admitting guilt and dispose of the matter without going to court. Source

Monday, May 7, 2007

Good God I hope this is fake
























Do four shots and click on the image if you want a larger view.

Botox anyone? (you should see his mug in HD)


Janet Charleton's Hollywood Whodunit

This perky celebrity is the butt of many jokes because she seems to be wrestling with substance abuse, but she won't admit it. Her behavior repeatedly indicates that she has a problem. Sometimes she's manic, and other times she's been known to practically fall asleep on the job. She's definitely overdoing it with the muscle relaxers - she's SO relaxed that occasionally she poops her pants at embarrassing times. Most recently it happened in a limo on the way to the airport and they had to stop at Target to buy new underwear. Source

David Beckham has an itch...or maybe Posh gave him crabs


Spidey shatters all kinds of records!

Spider-Man 3 $148.0M
Disturbia $5.7M
Fracture $3.4M
The Invisible $3.1M
Next $2.8M
Lucky You $2.5M
Meet the Robinsons $2.4M
Blades of Glory $2.3M
Hot Fuzz $2.1M
Are We Done Yet? $1.7M

I can't stand his ass anyway.



















Extreme Makover: Home Edition douche Ty Pennington was arrested in Los Angeles on Saturday on suspicion of being under the influence of alcohol and drugs while driving.

Blind Items

Which hard-partying starlet, we hear, will soon be seeking a new publicity rep? The drug and alcohol gossip was one thing, but she hates those pesky lesbian rumors that keep turning up in print.

Which married country singing star has his managers pick up hustlers from the Nashville airport and drive them to a hotel room rendezvous? They're back on a plane out two hours later.

Friday, May 4, 2007

This is old as fuck but it still makes me laugh my gay ass off.


Niiiiice!!!!














BORAT IS FREDDIE

SACHA Baron Cohen is set to play Queen singer Freddie Mercury in a big budget movie about his life. The Borat star, 35, elbowed Johnny Depp from the role after winning over producers and band members.An insider said: "Film makers are working flat out to get the best possible script. Sacha loves the idea he can get away with playing Freddie after modelling Borat's look on him." Mercury died of an Aids-related illness in 1991 at 45. The biopic will portray his legendary partying.

Paris is going to the pokey!!!!
















Read all about it HERE

Lenny Kravitz and the oddest piercing I've ever seen.


And now...A message from the late Bob Hope


If you can't spell your own name...you really don't need two kids.
















Cancelled!!!

Gilmore Girls
Drive

Thursday, May 3, 2007

A Chris Richardson/Blake Lewis Mash Up




















The reviews are in for Spiderman 3 are in...I still wanna see it.

• The New York Observer: "Bloated and stupid, this movie is so bad you can't even review it. Over-produced, over-publicized, over-designed, over-computerized and just plain over the moon, it's so preposterously overwrought with so many bewildering plots juggling simultaneously for over-emphasis, there's no entry point for criticism. You just stare at it, as you might a great big exploding pile of cow manure."

• The New Yorker: "In an early scene, a meteorite crashes to Earth, and from it crawls what seems to be a tiny garbage sack with half a mind of its own: not a bad image of where this film belongs."

• The Village Voice: "The best that can be said of Spider-Man 3 is that it sheds some light on the whole skinny black jeans phenomenon. Rest easy Hedi Slimane and residents of the 11211, the origin of overpriced mantyhose may now be attributed to the nefarious agenda of intergalactic goo."

• Dallas Observer: "It all just feels so ... Fantastic Four, so dopey and forgettable and crafted out of second-rate cheese."

• UK Times Online: "This incessant Tom and Jerry action makes it impossible to actually care. The Sunday School morality, and the inevitable flash of the American flag, are perfectly irritating."

• Philadelphia Weekly: "Bigger, louder, and a good deal longer than its delightful predecessors, Sam Raimi's Spider-Man 3 makes just about every wrong move in the sequel playbook, substituting scope and scale for the warmth and wit that made those two previous pictures so memorable."

K.I.T.T. would be so disappointed in The Hoff




Alec Baldwin's daughter should take notice.

Andy Dick is blowing something other than cock




















We certainly can't pass up a photo of a celebrity snorting cocaine - they don't come along often enough. Andy Dick was snapped April 24 at Snitch nightclub in New York openly indulging, and seemed oblivious to the camera and to the people watching him. He was described to The Enquirer as "a mess" and "acting like a madman" - so what else is new? Source

Dear God...please tell me that moustache is for a movie


House Passes Gay Hate Bill, White House Threatens Veto

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Lost Diary


Click HERE for a recap of last nights episode.Source

Wednesday, May 2, 2007

Katie Holmes can't even wipe her ass in privacy

Katie Holmes Cruise is reportedly miffed because her husband Tom NEVER lets her leave the house alone with her baby Suri. She ALWAYS has to have a minder with her. Katie lamented "What does he think - that I want to run away with Suri?" Hmmm. Of course, that may be the LEAST of her problems. Tom just bought a new Beverly Hills home and we were told he plans to have four Scientology minders living conveniently in the guest house. Plus, we're hearing that his Scientologist mother and sister are planning to move into the big house with Tom and Katie. Katie had better get used to not having much privacy!
ER doctor and 8 Mile star, Mekhi Phifer, and an attractive date had a perfectly civilized dinner at Arnie Morton's steakhouse in Studio City. As they were leaving, Mekhi's date went outside to smoke and Mekhi paused to speak to someone. When Mekhi arrived outside he actually saw a man SPEAKING TO his date! The enraged actor grabbed an empty beer bottle from a patio table and SMASHED the startled guy right in the face, flattening him! The bleeding victim was hustled off the the emergency room and Mekhi and his horrified date scrammed in a hurry. The next day the victim returned to the restaurant and he had stitches all over his face. He explained "I was just asking that woman for a cigarette." We predict a lawsuit is brewing here.
Source

It's fun to stay at the...


Annie Leibovitz Does The Queen














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The Incredible Edible Anus



Isaiah Washington to do pro-gay PSA

Isaiah Washington, who came under fire after using an anti-gay slur, will appear in a public service announcement on behalf of the Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation and the Gay, Lesbian & Straight Education Network. “We’re gonna have — I want to say at least two versions of it at this point. We may broaden our message a little,” the actor’s publicist, Howard Bragman, told The Associated Press in a phone interview Wednesday. Washington ran into trouble at the Golden Globe Awards in January after he used an anti-gay slur during a backstage press conference while denying he’d used it previously against “Grey’s Anatomy” castmate T.R. Knight. People magazine reported last October that Washington had allegedly used the slur during an on-set dustup with co-star Patrick Dempsey. Knight said soon after the incident that he was gay. After being criticized by GLAAD, a gay and lesbian advocacy group, and the ABC network, Washington issued an apology and sought counseling. Bragman said ABC, which is owned by The Walt Disney Co., was planning to shoot the ad in the next few weeks. A call to ABC seeking comment wasn’t immediately returned. Bragman said Washington, 43, plans to return to “Grey’s Anatomy” next year. “We’ve heard nothing to the contrary, and we have no plans to the contrary,” Bragman said. The Gay, Lesbian & Straight Education Network seeks to ensure that schools safely accommodate students of all sexual orientations.

Margaret Cho's "My Puss" video...hysterical


Today in history

May 2, 1972 - J. Edgar Hoover dies, and leaves the bulk of his estate to Clyde Tolson, his "companion" of over 40 years.

Brittney Spears posing topless






Source

Blake Lewis on American Idol last night


Tuesday, May 1, 2007

Disgusting!!


Quote of the day...Lindsay Lohan

“The thing about the press and why they need to leave me the fuck alone for a little bit is because I don’t want that distraction from my work. I want to get a nomination. I want to win an Oscar. I want to be known for more than, like, going out. For being ‘the party girl.’ I hate that. I bust my ass when I’m filming, and when I gave time off, yeah, I like to go out and dance.”

HAHAHAHA...she needs to get over herself.

Blind Item

What recently rehabbed hard-pAArtying starlet bought over 10 pills of ecstasy from a famous DJ at the Coachella Music Festival this past weekend for her and her posse of paid friends to enjoy????
Source

This gay friendly ad ran during Heroes last night (they rip eHarmony a new one)


What really killed Doug Blasdell from Bravo's Work Out

Brian Peeler tells AfterElton.com
He had lymphoma cancer and he was doing chemo. They caught it in the early stages. It was the same thing that his mother and his father had died from. I think they caught [his] in stage one or stage two. So he was doing chemo to combat it.Blasdell grew severely dehydrated and his kidneys failed. His kidneys failed. They put him on a respirator... [He got] a staph infection from the dialysis in his neck which ultimately kills his liver and his pancreas. His kidneys are already failing. And his gall bladder is so full of junk. His body was too weak to fight anymore. From the chemo, everything. He didn’t have any fight left, and his body couldn’t recover.


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It's out today !!














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No words.

Monday, April 30, 2007

Once again...It's Disturbia in the top spot

1. "Disturbia," $9.1 million.
2. "The Invisible," $7.6 million.
3. "Next," $7.2 million.
4. "Fracture," $7.1 million.
5. "Blades of Glory," $5.2 million.
6. "Meet the Robinsons," $4.84 million.
7. "Hot Fuzz," $4.8 million.
8. "Vacancy," $4.2 million.
9. "The Condemned," $4 million.
10. "Are We Done Yet?", $3.4 million.

Courtney Love to sell off Kurt Cobain's old junk.

NEW YORK - Courtney Love, widow of Nirvana singer Kurt Cobain, says she plans to sell most of his belongings.“I’m going to have a Christie’s auction,” Love, 42, tells AOL music Web site Spinner.com. “(My house) is like a mausoleum.”Love and Cobain wed in 1992 and had a daughter, Frances Bean, that year. Cobain committed suicide in 1994.“My daughter doesn’t need to inherit a giant ... bag full of flannel ... shirts,” says Love, former frontwoman of the rock band Hole. “A sweater, a guitar and the lyrics to ‘(Smells Like) Teen Spirit’ — that’s what my daughter gets. And the rest of it we’ll just ... sell.”Courtney Love and daughter Frances Bean Cobain. No date has been set for the auction, AOL publicist Kurt Patat said Monday.Love, whose upcoming album is titled, “Nobody’s Daughter,” says friends support the idea.“Everyone’s been positive and behind me on it,” she says. “We’ll make a lot of money and give a bunch of it to charity.”She’ll have a chance to move on from Cobain, too.“I still wear his pajamas to bed. How am I ever going to go form another relationship in my lifetime wearing Kurt’s pajamas?”

Boy George accused of kidnapping escort




















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