Penis Trivia

THE LONG AND THE SHORT: According to the Kinsey Institute, the biggest erect penis on record measures 13 inches. The smallest tops off at 13/4 inches. HOTDOG HELPERS: The Caramoja tribe of northern Uganda tie a weight on the end of their penises to elongate them -- sometimes to such a degree that the men literally have to knot them up--while the Mambas of NewHebrides wrap theirs in yards and yards of cloth, making them look up to 17inches long. DOUBLE TROUBLE: In 1609, a doctor named Wecker found a corpse in Bologna with two penises. Since then, there have been eighty documented cases of men similarly endowed. SO LONG THE NIGHT: Among the Mangaians of Polynesia, 18-year-old couples make love an average of three times a night, every night, until their thirties, when the weekly average drops to a mere 14. FAST LANE: The maximum speed at which erotic sensations travel from skin to brain has been clocked at 156 miles per hour. COITUS SEMI-INTERRUPTUS: A honeymooning couple are suing Holiday Inn for ten thousand dollars, claiming their sex life is now dysfunctional because an employee mistakenly walked in on them on their wedding night. LES LIAISONS DANGEREUSES: At least 500 Americans die each year from asphyxia in an attempt to lessen oxygen flow to the brain in order to induce a more powerful orgasm. NOBLESSE OBLIGE: England's King Edward VII, a man of considerable heft, had a special table built so that he could comfortably engage in sexual intercourse. WORKS FOR ME: It was considered elegant for aristocratic ladies of the sixteenth century to let their pubic hair grow as long as possible so it could be pomaded and adorned with bows and ribbon. NEWS "FLASH": In fourteenth-century Europe, high-ranking noblemen were permitted to display their genitals below a short tunic, while those not impressively endowed could, if they chose, wear a leather falsie called abraquette. MISSIONARIES TAKE NOTE: Given today's average frequency of sexual intercourse, it would take the typical American couple more than four years to try every one of the 529 positions described in the Kama Sutra. GALLIC WAY OF DEATH: French President Francois Faure expired in a bordello in 1899 during the act of copulation, which so terrified his lady of the evening that her vagina constricted intractably, necessitating the surgical removal of the dead man's member. JUST SAY HOWDY: When men of the Walibri tribe of central Australia greet each other, they shake penises instead of hands.

DILF!!

I lover her...but can't she have that vein fixed?

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Nip Slip Jessica Alba

Optical Illusion

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Blind Items

WHICH handsome former boyfriend of a boy-bander has a new, secret fling? While the hunk is out, his new man - a famously single actor - is not . . . WHICH studio biggie is in danger of losing his job and his wife? His bosses are unhappy with recent flops and his spouse just found out he's been having an affair with a female underling . . . WHICH elegant p.r. man has friends worried? After 25 years of being sober, he decided it would be alright to have an occasional flute of champagne . . . WHICH young British actress had a bad reaction to her makeup and broke out in pimples while filming a big-budget costume epic? The special-effects geeks had to remove her spots with their computers.

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Today in history

April 28th, 1981 - Marilyn Barnett files a palimony suit against tennis icon Billie Jean King. At the time, King denies that she is a lesbian.

Vag Slip (look closely)

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More Janet Charleton's Hollywood Whodunit...I love this bitch

This guy was a looker, but he never made it as an actor. Luckily, he had a trust fund and was always a big spender so he ran with the hot crowd in Hollywood. His trust fund fizzled out and he was forced into prostitution! He met an incredibly wealthy Mexican playboy whose father has billions, and they became close friends. The playboy worships the failed actor and he pays for everything when they go out. As our guy became more financially dependent on the playboy, the kid with the money started demanding "affection." Now our unsuccessful actor is "gay for pay" and he doesn't know any other way to support himself in style.

In my mind...this is Jake with our newly adopted Vietnamese child

Check out this import from Spain...FUCKING HOT

LA Times sports writer to become a woman.

Today I leave for a few weeks' vacation, and when I return, I will come back in yet another incarnation.

As Christine.

I am a transsexual sportswriter. It has taken more than 40 years, a million tears and hundreds of hours of soul-wrenching therapy for me to work up the courage to type those words. I realize many readers and colleagues and friends will be shocked to read them.
That's OK. I understand that I am not the only one in transition as I move from Mike to Christine. Everyone who knows me and my work will be transitioning as well. That will take time. And that's all right. To borrow a piece of well-worn sports parlance, we will take it one day at a time.
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Dog owners 'fleeced' in poodle scam

Thousands of Japanese were swindled in a scam in which they bought imported Australian and British sheep thinking they were poodles. Japanese dog-lovers wanting a chic canine were sold the bogus dogs at $1,600 a pup by a company called Poodles As Pets. Actual dyed-in-the-wool, so to speak, poodles retail for about $3,200 in Japan, so it seemed like a good deal. The scam was uncovered when Japanese movie star Maiko Kawamaki went on a talk show and wondered why her new pet wouldn't bark or eat dog food. Source Source

Gap Boyfriend Trouser

Via Always Gay, Always

Ex-Gay Movement Spoof

Lost Diary

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Michelle Rodriguez finally comes out

Janet Charleton's Hollywood Whodunit

This pretty actress looks like the girl next door and has a juicy role on a hit cable series. She's well liked in the business and her career is taking off. But she can't hold onto a boyfriend because of her nasty secret. It seems they object to her addiction to Vicodin. They don't like the sleazy drug dealers that come to her house, and they worry about what it's doing to her health. She's been hooked for years and isn't interested in rehab. Her last boyfriend (who REALLY loved her) gave her an ultimatum: "It's me or the drug." She chose the drug, as usual.

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My choice for Rosie's replacement

Rosie announcing she's leaving The View

Sanjaya claims he's not gay

"I've always gotten along with girls better because I was raised by women. I got teased in school because people figured I must be gay because I understand women. I think that's why guys didn't like me - because I got along with girls so well. When I went up to girls they would give me a hug and a kiss on the cheek like I was their gay friend. But I was the straight guy that understood them. [Before Idol] I had a girlfriend but she became clingy, and I didn't want to get into a really serious relationship because I was 16. I just wanted to date and have fun."
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Celebrity Crossing

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Scientists find most Earth-like planet yet

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Overheard in New York

Dude #1: You're not really gay.
Dude #2: Yes, I am!
Dude #1: Straight.
Dude #2, vehemently: I have a loofah!
--37th & 28th

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Rosie Leaving The View

There is a strong buzz in Hollywood that Rosie O'Donnell will announce Wednesday (April 25) that she is leaving "The View" -- and she'll make the announcement on the show.
If it happens, it's likely Rosie will stick it out through the end of the season.
TMZ has spoken with multiple industry people who say the word is spreading and the info emanated from inside the show itself.
Rosie's rep could not be reached for comment.
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Top 25 Celebrity Abs

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Another 90 year old mans opinion

The Vatican's second-highest ranking doctrinal official on Monday forcefully branded homosexual marriage an evil and denounced abortion and euthanasia as forms of "terrorism with a human face."

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Angel Iris Murphy Brown AKA the Spawn of Scary Spice and Eddie Murphy

Cock shot du jour...Colin Farrell

Well I'm just shocked someone did this.

Jonathan Rhys Meyers heads to rehab.

"After a non-stop succession of filming, Jonathan Rhys Meyers has entered an alcohol-treatment program," his publicist said in a statement. "He felt a break was needed to maintain his recovery. Jonathan plans to resume his schedule following completion."

Angelina Jolie

Is he hiding his gray pubes?

The high price of fame! Anderson Cooper is the talk of the Equinox gym where he works out in the Time Warner Center in New York city. Naturally the sexually ambiguous "silver fox" attracts a lot of attention from both sexes so he takes precautions. Everyone knows camera phones are easy to smuggle anywhere, so sensible Anderson reportedly showers IN HIS UNDERWEAR. Boxer briefs, to be exact.
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Ross the intern...funny as hell

Tori Amos has a 12" cock!!

"Disturbia" tops box office again

1. "Disturbia," $13.5 million.
2. "Fracture," $11.2 million.
3. "Blades of Glory," $7.8 million.
4. "Vacancy," $7.6 million.
5. "Meet the Robinsons," $7.1 million.
6. "Hot Fuzz," $5.8 million.
7. "Are We Done Yet?", $5.2 million.
8. "In the Land of Women," $4.9 million.
9. "Perfect Stranger," $4.1 million.
10. "Wild Hogs," $2.9 million.

Lube Sued

April 21, 2007 -- Consumer giant Unilever slapped the maker of two personal lubricants - "Boy Butter" and "You Won't Believe It's Not Boy Butter" - with a lawsuit yesterday for infringing on the trademark of their popular margarine.
The lubes, aimed at gay men, feature similar packaging, logos and lettering as "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter" and "Country Crock" products.
The lube makers at B.B.L. Inc. have even parodied the famous commercials featuring a man's and a woman's hands at the breakfast table, according to the suit filed in Manhattan federal court.
In the spoof ad, featured on the company's Web site, two sets of male hands are seen in a kitchen, buttering up with lube as a voiceover extols the virtues of "You Won't Believe It's Not Boy Butter."
Unilever wants B.B.L. to stop producing the lube, recall all their products and turn over their profits to Unilever.

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Hillary finally has an opinion on "Don't Ask, Don't Tell"

"Some of the damage that has been done, we didn't know about. We didn't understand," Clinton said. "But now we do, and we have no excuses left."

"I think the question should be not whether you are straight, but whether you shoot straight."

Dear God...Why?

"American Idol" will raise the dead on Wednesday and feature a performance with Celine Dion and ... Elvis Presley?!While "A.I." teased their "Idol Gives Back" charity benefit by revealing that "two of the biggest stars in musical history come together," sources at last week's taping tell TMZ that Celine sang Elvis Presley's hit, "If I Can Dream" -- with an Elvis impersonator! Ugh! But we're told the impersonator was just used as a stand-in, and what you will actually see when the show airs is Celine singing with a virtual Elvis -- in the vein of Natalie Cole and Nat King Cole's "Unforgettable." Unbelievable!At the taping, the remaining "Idol" wannabes also sang with Celine and Elvis, but as backup in the choir. Hallelujah! Elvis died nearly thirty years ago, while Celine has been singing at Caesars Palace in Vegas for the last four.

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Gay Heroes character disappears.

Considering Heroes is a show about people embracing what's special about themselves, it would have been great for gay teens see themselves reflected on TV by Zach. It's unfortunate and really – we only took one line out of the script. In really, in all of our minds, the character was still gay but we couldn't say it explicitly. I was very upset by it – I was not happy about it at all. There were times I had to avoid talking about it because we didn't want to have a negative reflection on the show. The show's been such a positive experience for so many people, we didn't want to get hung up on the fact that one actor's management felt that it was a career killer for him to play a homosexual which, as a gay man, I found incredibly insulting. We had episodes planned for him to be in, and she pulled him from the show altogether. So that's why he sort of disappeared.
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Today in history

April 23, 1791 - James Buchanan is born near Mercerburg, Pennsylvania. The 15th president of the United States was the only bachelor to serve in that office. His closest friend, Senator William Rufus De Vane King was called "Miss Nancy" by his detractors, making the President "Mr Nancy."

Most expensive movie ever made?

"SPIDER-Man 3" will be the most expensive movie ever made when it opens May 4. While industry insiders claim Sony Pictures spent $350 million on production alone, Hollywood reporter Kim Masters reports in Radar magazine that the total bill - including prints and marketing costs - is more than $500 million, making the Tobey Maguire and Kirsten Dunst flick a record-breaker. One of the film's producers, Laura Ziskin, disputed the $350 million number, and said, "I refuse to say the [real] number because it makes me choke. 'Spider-Man 3' was a super-expensive movie - the most expensive film we've ever made. But there's no way you can get to $300 million." A Sony rep claimed it only cost $270 million. The production spent more than $1 million a day shooting on location in union-heavy New York, and it also employed expensive computer-generated special effects.

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I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry

Adam Sandler talks to Newsweek magazine this week about his upcoming role in I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry, in which he and Kevin James play firefighters who pretend to be gay in order to receive domestic partner benefits.
Said Sandler: "Kevin [James] and I have to pretend we're a gay couple. I know Kevin, and it's kind of a strange thing to have to play. So to ease the tension, before the first day of shooting, we had sex with each other. We just got it out of the way so it wouldn't be an issue. It's an old tip I picked up from working with Nicholson. We took some liberties in the movie. There's a scene where I mistake Kevin James's boxers for a pillowcase and stuff a pillow in them. That was not Kevin's real underwear. We used that as a mattress cover. This movie says there's nothing wrong with being gay. There's just something wrong with being gay for Kevin James."
I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry is scheduled to open on July 20.

Separated at birth

George W. Bush & Ted Bundy

The Westboro LUNATICS are at it again.

Vanessa Williams then & now.

Happy Earth Day!

Blind Items

WHICH wife of a radio personality is so paranoid and stingy, she padlocks the fridge to keep the help from stealing food? . . . WHICH club invited "a cute Puerto Rican guy" to come in off the street to join the weekly gay-night party? The coat check was left unattended and he soon exited with a Louis Vuitton bag and a Donna Karan raincoat . . . WHICH handsome bisexual married man has been spotted picking up guys at gay clubs to "spice up" what he calls his "six-year relationship" with another man?

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Pete Wentz from Fallout Boy

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Transgender student runs for prom king

FRESNO, Calif. - When school officials announce the name of the Fresno High School prom king on Saturday, Cinthia Covarrubias will be wearing a tuxedo just like the six boys vying for the honor. Administrators agreed to reverse a district protocol this week that limited males to compete for the title after Covarrubias was nominated by her classmates.
Gay youth advocates called it a landmark victory for campus gender expression and said they believe it‘s the first time in the U.S. that an openly transgender student has run for prom royalty.
Covarrubias, who wears black-and-white Vans, baggy shorts and close-cropped brown hair, sometimes identifies herself as Tony. Her date, a close female friend, plans to wear a black dress and red corsage to the prom at an outdoor reception hall surrounded by man-made waterfalls.
"We always want to do the right thing by our students," Vice Principal Sheila Uriarte said. "This is why we came to this decision."
"It‘s not like the stereotype where the king has to be a jock and he‘s there with the cheerleaders anymore," said Reyes, a senior. "We live in a generation now where dudes are chicks and chicks are dudes."
"I like lesbians, but they shouldn‘t be allowed to run for king," said senior Erich Logan, 18, as he stood outside the stately high school building.
"My freshman year I just started feeling different," she said. "When I decided to change to be like this, all of a sudden I said, ‘Wow, I feel OK. I feel like finally I‘m being me.‘"
Tiffani Sanchez, a science teacher who advises the school‘s Gay-Straight Alliance, said the decision would foster understanding of the broad spectrum of gender identities.
Covarrubias is giddily looking forward to the prom, but acknowledged being a little nervous.
"I‘m happy I actually made a difference about changing the law and the policy so you can run for your choice," Covarrubias said.

Tommy snubbed!

Tom Cruise is still smarting from the snub New York Mayor Bloomberg gave him when the mayor declined to honor Cruise for his contributions to what is called the New York Rescue Workers Detoxification Project. 780 ailing Trade Center rescue workers have already undergone the "purification" treatment that involves megadoses of vitamins and hours in the sauna. The "Project" is a front for Scientology and the mayor felt they had nothing to do with legitimate science. Tom was in New York Thursday for a fund raiser for this group and tickets sold for $6,250 apiece. Just WHO attended the benefit is not known yet, because press was not invited. (We're guessing wealthy Scientologists.) But the city of New York supposedly donated hundreds of thousands of dollars to the organization before they realized what it was. Neither the NYPD or the FDNY supports the group but Tom insists his organization has proved that "recovery for the afflicted Ground Zero workers is possible." And recruitment to Scientology is possible too! Source

Westboro Baptists Cancel Virginia Tech Protests

After a massive outcry against their insistence to protest—or preach, as they called it—at the funerals of this week's tragic Virginia Tech massacre, the Westboro Baptist Church has called things off. Not out of sympathy for the victims or anything, but because radio jock Mike Gallagher offered to give the Church an open mic during the time slot usually occupied by his radio show.

Gallagher made a similar offer to the Westboro Baptists in the wake of the Amish school shootings in Pennsylvania last year—an offer the WBC similarly accepted.

God may hate fags, but he sure loves attention, doesn't he?
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And because I haven't posted a tit or two today...

Tori Amos last night on UK show "Loose Women"

For her performance of Velvet Revolution from her new album American Doll Posse click HERE

Some Flea Penis

LiLi just loves this chick.

"Oh, shut the fuck up! Are you kidding me? My God, I don't even watch television. I don't like television. I never have liked it. The whole concept of sitting down in front of a TV feels like one of the things that's destroying society, as far as I'm concerned." – Gillian Anderson to the London Telegraph when asked if she'd ever return to series TV.

International Study Shows Widespread Dislike For Gay Neighbors

(New York City) An international study of attitudes towards gays shows large number of people still do not want gay neighbors.

People in Northern Ireland showed the most distain for having a gay neighbor. Thirty-six percent of those questioned said they did not want a gay or lesbian living next door.

The study, "Love Thy Neighbor: How Much Bigotry is there is Western Countries", was co-authored by Prof. Vani Borooah of the University of Ulster and Prof. John Mangan, a professor of economics at the University of Queensland in Australia.

It was based on statistics from the Human Beliefs and Values Survey, conducted in 24 Western countries between 1999 and 2002.

In Italy opposition to gay neighbors stood at nearly 29 percent, despite a recent separate poll that showed a majority of Italians believe same-sex couples should have domestic partner benefits.

The disparity between the two sets of numbers shows that people tend to support gay rights in the abstract but not are not as supportive when confronted in their own neighborhoods.

The research focused primarily on Europe and Australia. In the Republic of Ireland, 27 percent said they did not want a gay neighbor. In Austria and Greece it was 26 percent.

Nearly 25 percent of Australians do not want want gays living next door.

Overall the most welcoming country was Sweden where six per cent said they would object to having gay neighbors.

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Backstreet Boys Parody

Courtney is looking hot again.

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Happy 420!!

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Today in history

April 20, 2005 - Civil unions become legal in Connecticut.

Tori Amos "Big Wheel" video

It just doesn't get any better than this.

"Dick'll make you slap somebody!"

Lost Diary

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Blind Item

Which "American Idol" hottie was observed entering a bathroom stall with four guy friends at an L.A. nightspot Saturday night? Maybe they were having a meeting of the No Girls Allowed club.

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Craigslist Creepy Missed Connection

We are indebted to Queerty.com for highlighting the following Craig's List "Missed Connection," posted Tuesday, about the NYPD's 7th Precinct on the lower East Side:
"I was being 'booked' and I saw you walk in - you were filling out a report, i think ... maybe you lost something? I was arrested on battery, but it was bull- ... my best friend had her boyfriend come by and start trouble cause she doesnt really wanna be with him anymore, and he got stupid so i socked him, neighbors called police. Anyway, I saw you looking at me and we stared for a while. I thought it was sexy. what's up??"

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Bai Ling Nip Slip

Bai Ling was scolded by a photographer for looking too happy as she posed in the Playboy grotto during the Sammy Sideout Alzheimer's benefit. "She was posing with the biggest smile on her face," says a spy. "The photographer actually said 'Bai, stop smiling and look sexy.' She said 'Baby, this is my second home. I know how to look sexy!'"

Larry Birkhead gay?

Untrue romance? Birkhead denies tale of gay relationship

Larry Birkhead is flexing some legal muscle now that a former male model has claimed Anna Nicole Smith's baby daddy was once his lover.

Kerrick Ross, 38, tells The National Enquirer that he met Birkhead at a party in Louisville, Ky., in 2000. "[He] had a straight aura about him, which I liked," claims Ross. "We ended up having sex that night."

"We were together for about two months and had sex eight to 10 times," claims Ross. "He often spent the whole night with me."

Birkhead denies he and Ross had a gay relationship, and he's now hired Rotweiler libel lawyer Marty Singer.

But Enquirer editor David Perel maintains that Ross "has pased a rigorous polygraph test. We also obtained independent eyewitness confirmation of their relationship. We have more information that we haven't published."

Birkhead is said to worry that The Enquirer story could hurt him in his Bahamian custody battle with Smith's mother, Virgie Arthur, over daughter Dannielynn. Says Perel: "We went to many legal experts who all said his having a gay relationship would have no bearing on the case."

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Hairspray trailer

But is it dishwasher safe?

Is your dog in heat and humping anything it can wrap its horny little legs around? Are you constantly having to pry your promiscuous pooch off the legs of guests, parents and members of your church? Protect your leg from a hump attack by getting Scruffy a Hotdoll. Yes, it's a sex doll for dogs. It's shaped like a dog and it'll allow your tension-filled pet to go to town as much as his little heart desires, humping away until he passes out in exhaustion, leaving a wispy coil of friction-singed dog-fur smoke wafting into the air.

God, I love the Internet. Hit the link for more hot dog-on-doll action shots. Don't pretend like you don't want to see them.

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Monster Issues Vile Press Kit to the Media

With a pistol in each hand and a chilling, wicked stare on his face, the ruthless scumbag that unleashed hell on the Virginia Tech campus posed for a sadistic press kit before murdering 32 innocent people.The vulgar image, obtained by NBC news, was part of a package that included several photographs, a video and a manifesto-like statement. The network immediately called the FBI and turned over the package. NBC plans to run the video on tonight's edition of NBC Nightly News. The press kit was mailed sometime after he shot two people in a university dorm, but before the massacre in a classroom building.

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Overheard in New York

Queer club kid: I am not going to McDonald's. The lighting is horrible.
53rd & 9th

Dude on cell: I was a male stripper for the two years I was a youth pastor.

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